Word.

My favorite devil on my shoulder 🥰

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

thememedaddy:

zxombie:

Nothing like losing a shit ton of blood out of you at once then getting to the hospital to hear you might need a blood transfusion/another surgery.

Thankfully I don’t need either at the moment but maaaan I just wanted to rot these 3 weeks of recovery not be in and out of the hospital for shit.

My best friend of 22 years back home just told me my aesthetic was basic lesbian and I basically told her “Wtf? I don’t fit that at all besides the short hair and a flannel here and there.”

“Well I mean you’re chill and normal.”

“That takes me completely out of the running then lmao.”

“Yeah I guess compared to the crazies you’ve been picking you set a good baseline”

😂😂😂 Thank God for growth and not being who I once was cause good lord 😬

toastbutteregg:

targuzzler:

zsnes:

alexschiesser:

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

arinrowan:

So I hate facetime but have two small nephews who live very far away and wanted them to know who I was. So when second nephew was born, I started sending first nephew (4 years old) a postcard every week.

The content wasn’t anything special. I made cookies, I saw this flower, my cats did this. He likes trucks and machinery so I scoured redbubble for anything related to machinery and got a giant batch of machine postcards. Whenever I traveled, I’d hunt down a postcard for him.

My second nephew turned four this year, and I started sending him postcards as well. Both of them like Pokemon now, so mostly it’s been double Pokemon postcards every week. I don’t hear much from them, or my sister, so I just generally hope they’re enjoyed and try to remember to mail them before Sunday.

However. This week my mom informed me second nephew likes the postcards SO MUCH he brings them into daycare to show around. And when I shared that with my sister, she told me not only does he bring them into daycare, he sleeps with them at naptime.

The only higher honor would be for her to tell me he’s eating them.

This hysterectomy was a great decision but this recovery?

hah.

The best friends of all best friends 🥰 Thank you for always checking on me to make sure my health (both physically and mentally) is okay, the 5 minute phone calls that somehow turn into 3 hours even tho we see each other every other day, the massive amount of laughter you provide, and the bond you let me create with your daughter. I’m thankful for the very raw and vulnerable conversations we have and that you are one of the very few people I can absolutely be my 100% true self with. You’ve been a familiar feeling since we first met and even though we’ve gone through some shit, I’m so glad you’re still by my side dealing with the lovely thing we call life. I believe in you, I support you and I will always be here for you forever… or whateva whateva. 🫡❤️

thehopefulquotes:

“Every word has consequences. Every silence, too.”

— Jean-Paul Sartre

mellodivine:

Heavy on the “you could’ve just told me” because we’re grown…

Surprised the bestie with a trip to my favorite little German town (Cochem) with a penthouse stay and some adventures the next day ☺️

We can officially add Glass Animals to the list of bands seen in Europe 👏🏻👏🏻

- Death Cab for Cutie

- Macklemore

- Natalie Jane

- Blink 182/The Story So Far

- Watsky/Free the Birds/Travis Thompson

And I feel like I’m missing one but 🤷🏼